A baby with a toy sword on a backyard deck, three cats on the railing, and a giant pitbull rising over the houses at sunset.

One baby, a council of cats, and way too many pitbulls.

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19Chapters
36Bosses & brutes
62Run skills
53Evolutions
12Weapons
37Gear pieces
24Cats
20Pibbles
Between runs

There's a lot going on in this yard

Gear & sets

Six rarities from Common to Mythic. Merge three of a piece into one better one. Five sets that talk to each other.

Skills & evolutions

Pick skills as you level mid-run. Max the right pair and it evolves into something a lot louder.

Pibbles

Little creatures that socket into your gear. Elements, auras and a glow on your weapon when you stack them.

Cat City

Down the storm drain there's a gashapon machine. Spend nigiri, pull cats, bring three of them into every run.

Talents

Chair trains you for gold, between naps. 22 talents, and the stat ones keep going past max.

Haymaker Valley

A ten-level gauntlet of dogs who stand up and box. Climb through the rooms. Ma Dukes is waiting at the top.

Every day

Daily gift, quests, a bounty, a weekly challenge and a First Month calendar. Parkour for extra nigiri.

Pibbles

Twenty Pibbles to socket into your gear

Fire, Wash, Static, Radioactive and more. Merge three into a higher tier. Put one in your weapon's heart and it starts to glow, and stack enough and the baby gets an aura.

PupHandheldWashedFancyGreatCosmicMythic
Handheld Pibble
Fire Pibble
Washington
Olperd
Geeble
Noctibble
Spinnles
Gmail
Email
Turbble
Hampib
Beeble
Shapibble
Super Pibble
Zobble
Gus the Indifferent
Icloud
Pumpling
Chingles
Great Pibblus
Weapons

Twelve weapons. Three are a surprise.

Guns, melee and magic. Most of them you take off a family member after you save them.

PistolGun
ShotgunGun
Rocket LauncherGun
SwordMelee
KarateMelee
Big SwordMelee
iPadMagic
Tarot CardsMagic
StaffMagic
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Wardrobe

Dress the baby

Hats, skin tones and five dads to pick from. Everything you wear shows up in the yard.

The baby wearing the Faire Helm
Faire Helm
The baby wearing the Tantrum Crown
Tantrum Crown
The baby wearing the Party Hat
Party Hat
The story

19 chapters. One bad family.

Mom adopted the dogs, then kept adopting them. Every chapter ends with someone you know.

The whole cast: Mom with her phone, the boyfriends, Nick with a microphone, Larpina, Mark in his crown, the baby and the cats on the deck, pitbulls in every corner.
Under the storm drains

Cat City

The capsule rolls through every color before it lands. Six rarities, from Common grey to Mythic red.

A Common capsule opening
Common
A Uncommon capsule opening
Uncommon
A Rare capsule opening
Rare
A Epic capsule opening
Epic
A Legend capsule opening
Legend
A Mythic capsule opening
Mythic
In the game

Screens

Home, with the Council
Home, with the Council
Chapter 5, the Graveyard
Chapter 5, the Graveyard
Chapter 16, the Staff
Chapter 16, the Staff
Cat City
Cat City
iPhone beta

Get on TestFlight

The iPhone beta is invite-only for now. Email the address on your Apple account and we'll send an invite. The browser version is open to everyone.

support@babyvspitbulls.com

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How much does it cost?

Nothing. It's free. You can buy gems and cosmetics, and short videos can get you a revive or an extra bag. You never have to pay to finish a chapter.

What can I play it on?

iPhone through TestFlight, and any phone or computer in a browser. Android is next.

How long is a run?

A chapter is twenty waves, about ten minutes.

Is it violent?

Cartoon combat with toy weapons. No blood. The dogs have names like Princess and Buttercup and they fall over when they lose.

Press

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Support

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